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The title speaks for itself:

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A good friend of mine recommended an album to me the other day: Ministry of Sound’s Chillout Sessions XI.  Most compilations from the Ministry of Sound tend to be somewhat lackluster, and most electronic music mixes with more than 2 or 3 iterations (forget 11), tend to be subpar.  But I gave this album a shot, and I’ve been listening to it constantly for the last few days.  It’s two cd’s full of catchy, ridiculous summer tunes that all fall somewhere between 80’s rock and house music.  A few highlights:

Winter is over.  Spring is here, and summer is just around the corner.  This is the perfect soundtrack for the season.  Stupid happy music FTW!

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I just got the following comment in my spam box.  I don’t know what to think of it, and I’m going to keep it there, but I figure it is worth sharing:

I have to make it public. It’s suppose to be secret, however most people in Austin, Tx knows about it. The police department has machine that can read your mind. It can also change the way you feel. Sexual impulses, anger, and causing you to feel fear paranoia, basically anyway they would like to feel. This means it can cause a girl or boy to feel sexual. So sexual that they will have sex with strangers. This is just like rape. This is just one crime they commit with this machine. A machine that can read someone’s mind will be used to violate everyones civil rights. Ideas and secrets about company will be stolen by their competition with ease. People will be spied on in there homes, without a warrant. (this means someone will be able to watch you during intimacy without your knowledge.) There are a lot of people all over the United States knowing about this machine and the police department being able to use it. Start thinking about how the government has given the police department a weapon to commit not only one of the biggest civil rights violations of all time, but to commit war crimes such as rape and interrogation without the knowledge of the victim. I know it is hard to believe however if you happen to know someone in the police department, just ask if they have this machine. After that, I would also like people to think about how we are able to get the government to stop letting the police department violate civil rights and commit war crimes against there own citizens.

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XKCD: Internet Flamewars

Having just finished an internet flamewar, I am reminded of this internet cartoon.  I am not generally a fan of XKCD, but this frame is and instant classic and summarized what so much internet discourse is really all about.  Link here.

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So wrong, and yet so funny:

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Star Wars Trumpet Never Dies

The Star Wars Trumpet has clearly been beaten to death, since it made the rounds on the net about a year ago.  But a friend of mine showed it to me again yesterday and I found it just as amusing as before.  In case you haven’t seen this, prepare to be dazzled.  The awful performance is highlighted by the extreme enthusiasm of Staci Hedger, who either has no idea how untalented she is, or manically powers through in order to save face.  Either way, it’s great.

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Seventies Porn, Safe For Work Edition

Seventies Porn Videos, remixed and remade into a harmless, fun, family-friendly minute.  Safe for work, and worth the watch!

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